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He has jokes. :)

02:24 Oct 31 2006
Times Read: 1,273


Here I am, lying on the floor of the son’s bedroom. A bedroom I had to clear a path to walk into. Yes- some people give kids way to much stuff. Over two hours later, the room is packed, but for the items under the bed. A queen size bed pushed up against the wall, boxes blocking the end and sides but for the little area, I am lying on. I am on my back, trying to reach the toys, when I just give up. I reach to wipe the dog hair off my face, looking up at the underside of the box spring a inch above my nose, thinking I have a funky ass job… :) when he said the words. “What are you doing?”



I roll my eyes- as yes, my day just got better. I wipe my face again, not wanting the hair of the two inside dogs in my mouth, as the carpet has not been vacuum in … oh …ever? :( I speak to my Dad, “Getting toys our from under the bed. And what are you doing?” Ok… the tone might have been a little sharp. Like what did it look like I was doing? Sleeping? Then he spoke again- and I noticed the voice was not my dads. “And why are you doing that?” I turn my head to move a little to see dress shoes, tan dress pants standing at the side of my legs. Holy shit- it is the new inspector for the military jobs.



I close my eyes, and just wished he would go away. Our third time of meeting and this is how it happens. Had to smile at that little funny. Then it really started to get funny. My father did walk in then. “What are you doing on the floor?” As the nice inspector tells my father my answer, I just keep doing my job. One last toy- a bulldozer was lying on its side, just out of reach. “Why is Kay in the floor?” ask one of the man in the crew with us today, as he joined the party. As the inspector told how he asked that same question, I tried to get that bulldozer. Screw it- that toy is coming out. I use my legs and push myself more under the bed…but my chest stops me. Now hell- that stupid toy is starting to piss me off. I keep reaching… just needing an inch.



They chat, and I hear footsteps walking. I speak from under the bed. “Big O?” It is a nickname- do not ask. :) “Yes?” “Is the inspector still here?” Pause. “No.” “Then come down here and get this stupid toy. My boobs are keeping me from getting it” Laughter. That did it. I roll out from under the bed, sitting up, wiping the dog hair from my face, hair…and there is the very pregnant shipper’s wife (reason I was on the floor and not her), the military inspector, Big O, and my father all standing at the doorway, and hall. “Very funny.” The inspector handed me a ball bat, and told me to try that. I smiled, and went back to get the toy. A cheer went up as I sit up, toy in hand. :) lol



Thinking I might like this inspector. He has humor, or as we say at work… he has jokes.





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I so needed the smile...

01:14 Oct 31 2006
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Quote- "I have a lot to say but will others listen? ....or.... Eat to live , do not live to eat."



Sorry... what did you say? Can't hear you over the crunch of the potato chips...



:) Yes- smart ass alert from me tonight.





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A Halloween Story.

22:18 Oct 28 2006
Times Read: 1,281


A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:



BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him



FASTER...



FASTER...



BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.



However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



With the casket on his heels, the terrified man runs.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.



Bumping and clapping toward him.



The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!



Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



and,



(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)





The coffin stops !! :0 Happy Halloween !!



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Woman over the age of 40.

19:19 Oct 26 2006
Times Read: 1,290


60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

And yes- I turned 40 this year. LOL



As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:



A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.



If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.



Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.



Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.



Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.



Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.



Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.



Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.



For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!



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Go sis go... :)

02:54 Oct 25 2006
Times Read: 1,299


Ouch!! I rub my ass as you pass by me.



Congratulation Connie on the level up.



Just look at it this way... now your ass is were I can pinch it all the time. Hahahh.



Love you, Connie Loo.


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Rating again...

18:17 Oct 24 2006
Times Read: 1,314


Now this is just for fun. Don't take it and get all mad. :)



“Part vampire…part Lycan stronger then both” Makes you a Vampcan?



“Death always wins” See a poker game, with Death. Not a man I would want to bluff. Were a fiddle player from Georgia when you need one?



“Weaving a web of rapture”

“A tisket a tasket, a victim in a casket” These two need to meet. Whole spider thing going on.



“I want to be your illusion” At 15 years of age- all you would be is jailbait.



“2 much 4 hell 2 handle” I get 8, how about you? Oh yeah…and hell. Does a 8 ball flash in anyone else mind?



“It’s a ghouls night out” Country song there, if anyone wants to do it.



“I am your servant may I light your cigarette” smiles…flame thrower comes to mind



“I want a vampire” Hear the commercial now... How many times have I heard this? We here at Fang Mate can help you meet your perfect match. Just take our personality test, and let us find the right one for you. Only $99.99 for your first 30 nights… We will find your perfect vampire. No more lonely nights, no more waking up at sunset all alone. We will find the vampire of your dreams, to sleep the day away in your arms. And all for only $99.99. :) LOL



“Simple livin no thinking” Green acres is the place for me. Hard living is the life for me. Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue.



“Hell is my home” Well- I have a question for you then. Have you ever seen a snowball down there? What is the chance of that? Oh come on… you know the old saying. Snowballs chance in hell?



Shakes her head… I am getting old.


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6 Months!!

01:31 Oct 22 2006
Times Read: 1,330


Notice today that I have been on the VR for 6 months. :)



Pulls out the silly party hat, blows the loud little horn and throws a hand of confetti in the air.



Yeah me!!!



LOL- yes I am being a smart ass.


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Pink fireplace? Nah.

17:56 Oct 20 2006
Times Read: 1,341


“Why is my fireplace pink?” I asked the painter. He walks over to me and said, “It’s the color you wanted” “No. I did not want pink. I wanted taupe” “I told you to pick a darker color.” I sigh and look at him. A man I have known for 13 years, and he is going to be the pain in my ass today. “I don’t want a dark color. I wanted, and picked out taupe” “No you picked out a light tan.” “Then why is it PINK?” I asked, getting madder by the second.



The little pain in my rear smiles. Grrrrr… “Because it’s against a wall you painted antique white. That color, with the two windows not putting light on it- makes it look pink.” “Well- I don’t want pink” “I told you to go with a darker tan- but noooo...” I give him my go to hell look, and ask what he is going to do about it. “Me? You picked the color” That is when I hit him in the shoulder, not hard… he still has two bedrooms and two living rooms to paint. Can’t do that with a sore shoulder, now can he?” Fix it” He gives me a look, and a smile. I sigh, and give him what he is waiting for “Please”



Then he goes and picks up a small can of paint. I know the can- it is the “pink” I had picked out the other day. He opens it and inside is the taupe color I wanted. “That is the color I wanted” “I mixed this up last night. Added a darker TAN color” I laughed. You should never argue with a painter. “Fine then. Just get rid of the pink fireplace. But, hmmm… only house in town with a pale pink fireplace.” “Might rent it better as pink” he agreed. We both looked at each other and said at the same time “Nah” I left him painting it the darker tan color and a snug look on his face. Well- it did not look pink in the can, damn it. lol


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Song saids it all... :)

18:23 Oct 18 2006
Times Read: 1,362


Artist: Meredith Brooks Lyrics

Song: Bitch Lyrics



I hate the world today

You're so good to me

I know but I can't change

tried to tell you but you look at me like maybe I'm an angel

underneath

innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried

You must have been relieved to see the softer side

I can understand how you'd be so confused

I don't envy you

I'm a little bit of everything

all rolled into one



Chorus:

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover

I'm a child, I'm a mother

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I'm your health, I'm your dream

I'm nothing in between

You know you wouldn't want it any other way



So take me as I am

This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man

Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous

and I'm going to extremes

tomorrow I will change

and today won't mean a thing



Chorus



Just when you think you've got me figured out

the season's already changing

I think it's cool you do what you do

and don't try to save me



Chorus



I'm a bitch, I'm a tease

I'm a goddess on my knees

when you hurt, when you suffer

I'm your angel undercover

I've been numbed, I'm revived

can't say I'm not alive

You know I wouldn't want it any other way



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New way to carve.

17:54 Oct 18 2006
Times Read: 1,367


It's a way to carve a jackolantern without the seeds, and guts. lol Hope you do this, just to have some fun. :) Kids would love it- I did. :)





Click here: http://www.cubpack81.com/images/carve_pumpkin.swf


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You Must know *77

17:19 Oct 18 2006
Times Read: 1,370




Sister sent me this- wanted to share. Police pull me over a lot, for some funny reason. :) LOL



YOU MUST KNOW *77



I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. *Lauren's parents have always told them never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. *



Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.



Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.



I never knew about the *77 Cell Phone Feature, but especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going to a safe & quiet; place. You obviously need to make some signals! that you acknowledge them (i.e. put on your hazard lights) or call *77 like Lauren did.



Too bad the cell phone companies don't generally give you this little bit of wonderful information.



*Speaking to a service representative at **Bell** Mobility confirmed that *77 was a direct link to state trooper info. So, now it's your turn to let your friends know about *77.



Send this to every woman (and person) you know; it may save a life.



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Makeup.

14:34 Oct 18 2006
Times Read: 1,380


Sister of my heart, Connie (aka Nightgame) comes over last night as we planned to take some “pretty” pictures. LOL Safe to say- I chickened out. I HATE having my picture taken, so I have no idea why I would suggest it to begin with. Call it a crazy moment, been having those of late.



Knowing each other for … oh my gods… using my toes and fingers to count this one up… 26 years! I was best friends with her sister in junior high school, who is my age, and became part of her family. When her sister got married- well… for some odd reason we drifted apart, and Connie and I became closer.



Therefore, I can say this in perfect love, and she knows it is in fun only. She is a total Bit-h!!

Here she comes in with her "makeup bag." All the makeup the girl owns, including her makeup brushes, in this little palm size bag. WTF? I mean- come on! She said that is all she ever uses. ~ rolling eyes here~



We go into my bedroom, she sits in my chair I use to put my makeup on, and I pull out my top dresser drawer. Now- let me explain. It is a large drawer, and it has only my foundation and eye shadows in it. Yes folk, I am a makeup hog!



All one brand, because I am also a makeup snob. LOL Then I pull out the plastic Tupperware tote (about the size of three cereal boxes) that has my makeup brushes, blushes, lipsticks, and other miscellaneous stuff. Hey- some woman collect shoes, clothing, stuff… I collect makeup.



I just have to smile at Connie’s little bag. I am not a natural beauty by any means, unlike my sister. I spend a lot of time to look like I do, and need lots of junk to do it. LOL After a few minutes, its time to take pictures. I love her, but it takes me a while to get her to relax. We laughed about her boobs, and me using my teeth like a dog to untie the vest lacing knots. LOL All I can say is I have a talented mouth.



Two of my black velvet capes, and some of my new clothing I brought at the Ren Fest, and I started snapping pictures. When she puts up her pictures, and she better, you will see she is a beautiful person, inside and out. While I hate having my picture taken, I love taking other peoples. Funny that. For the ones who have asked for more pictures of me... I will need a few stiff drinks… and LOTS of makeup.



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But I WANT the duckys!!!

14:18 Oct 18 2006
Times Read: 1,382


I smile after reading Nightgame journal that I can not have her ducky PJ's.... and have a day dream.



I wait till she leaves to take the kids some place, and knock on the door. Her Mom would let me in, as we are family. I smile, acting all good and sweet, tell her I have to go get a book in Connie's room. As we share books all the time- nothing new there. Perfect. :) I walk down the hall to my sisters room, seeing my goal in reach. I start opening drawers of her chest of drawers... or most likely find them in the bathroom, on the counter. :)



I stuff them up my shirt, and run for the door. But NOOOO... Mom would have to ask me to stay, talk a little. And when her mom ask you to stay- you stay. Damn. Manners would kick in ( yeah.. even in a day dream. What is that shit about? lol ) Then she would notice the new lump on my chest or belly. Caught! And you do not want to make the Red Headed mom mad....



I shiver and wake from my daydream. Never fear- I will not give up on the duckys!!



Plan B is in the making.... :) Rofl.


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Sad time...

07:31 Oct 18 2006
Times Read: 1,388


Its 2:21 am, and I can not sleep. So I was playing around in the sandbox when I notice it. You are on 205 Friends list. Now that is really... wow. Dang... wipes a tear from her eye. Thanks peoples.



Funny- I remember when I started. Can even recall the first two or three people who made me feel welcome.



Need to go by and speak to them, tell them how much I miss then as we have lost touch.



Yes- let's tell the people who are special to you how you feel. Lets not just give up on them, have the attitude of "If you are there- fine. If not, no big deal" for the ones you say you care about.



And was it me- or did I get off track. lol :)

Yes- I am upset. Reason I am awake at this hour.



Nevermind... just me trying to calm down. I bet I would sleep better if SOMEONE would let me wear her ducky PJ's. ~Wink~ LOL


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Cool Quiz

01:54 Oct 18 2006
Times Read: 1,392


Connie, aka Nightgame- made me do a quiz!!!!



Damn her.. DAMN HER TO HELL !!! LOL :)















Which Magical Symbol Is Connected To You?







Mist is your magical symbol. Mist is a very mysterious and dreamy element, which can often turn the mind fairly philosophical. Mist is highly intriguing and is noted as, sort of, a rare sight. Much like a rainbow. Seen a lot, but hardly enough. Mist brings about a sense of magic through its appearance as it glides across the earth in such a gentle, ghostly manner. And even as it does so, it doesn't seem to lessen in it's creative, wispy thickness or size. It's always there, moving and working, so unknown, and yet so wanted. Just like magic.Happy quizilling,GoddessTake this quiz!













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Dad's

19:25 Oct 16 2006
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Went to a local company to make an estimate for a job. Well…to tell the truth, I had the job, as our company has worked for this family owned business for over 40 years. I went to make sure we show up prepared for the job. Here I am, talking to one of the sons, when his dad stops in to say hello. Here we are, standing in the hallway of this very nice office complex, and his dad asks me if I remember his son.

You know those people who ask you trick questions? ~Smiles~ Do you lie? Tell him you remember him when he introduced himself this afternoon? On the other hand, do you say- of course, and hope he drops it? Well I am not one to lie, so I said... “Sort of. You can tell he is your son, by his looks” What? It was not a total lie. His dad laughed and slapped his son on the back. “Well… I will have to tell your mother what she said.” Ok- that gave me a pause. “You are Kay? The youngest one?” I smile, seeing a trap, but unable to get out of it. “Yes. I am the youngest one of the girls”

His dad just smiled like a cat finding a wounded bird… but I think it was his son that had the feathers on him, not me. “Dad, stop it” “Oh son, but lets remind her how you two meet.” Ok… now I am afraid. As the son lets out a deep breath, I am trying my best to rake my mind. There was a inside joke here, but I was on the outside. Did I do something to the son? I look at him and try to remember the face…

“When he finished college, I asked your family to go fetch him home. He lived in …” and he went on to tell me of a known college town. I stand there, looking at the sons face and guessing his age. At least 15 or 18 years ago. Dad was not going to let this drop, and I was ready to tell him I do not remember any of this, when he said the words. “He lived out on our farm, in an underground house.”

Oh hell… I start to laugh, and dad elbowed the son, so enjoying this game. “See. She remembers you.” I notice the red stain moving up the son’s cheeks. “Yes. The man in his underwear. Briefs, if I remember right?” We arrived at the home the young college student was living, were he had been up all night partying with his friends. He answers the door in nothing but his briefs, not seeing me, the only woman in the crew, until it was too late. And he turned as red now as he did then. LOL The twinkle in his dad’s eye leads me to believe that this was not the first time this story was passed along. So I had to have some fun. ~ smiles ~

“Well, I see you have grown up some. No wonder I did not recognized you. Stripe down to your briefs, and maybe I will” Dad laughed. Son told dad to go away. “I will leave you two to your work. Just keep your clothes on this time” Dad had to have that finally shot. The poor son just coughs, and led me to the next office he wanted moved. “Have to love dads.” I laughed and agreed with him. “I have one of my own.”



Anyone else notice the running theme of me seeing man in their underwear? LOL


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Revamp

03:58 Oct 15 2006
Times Read: 1,416


After 3 hours, my profile is revamped. Written like a story, I hope people enjoy. Pulling some of the personal information off, I will wait to see how it is taken by people.



Is it to cold? To long? Read it and tell me, please. I like it, but it may be a little dull for most.



I have to thank Nightgame for doing a final check of my spelling.



And no- it had nothing to do with the #1 I got today as a rate. lol

I have been wanting to do this update for a few days now, and a great sleep last night ( 12 hours :) Yeah!!) gave me the peace of mind to come up with the story.



Besides... I was rated a #1 today. :)



Ohhh come on- I was kidding. LOL



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A 1?

18:03 Oct 14 2006
Times Read: 1,426




Crimsonspider

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Rating: 1

Comment:

Date: 09:49:28 - Oct 14 2006







I would hope I was above this - but what the hell? A #1? I give the new people with nothing on their profiles a 4 or 5.



A #1?



lol



Damn!

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Lets try this again.

01:14 Oct 14 2006
Times Read: 1,429


Ok... Nice dinner of vegetable soup I made myself. The house is just the right temp, little cold. I am snug in my bed, watching Ghost Whisperer.



Extra blanket in case I get cold. Nice satin sheets.



But most essential - A sleeping pill!!



Oh ... don't fuss at me. I do not use them often. But I have to get some sleep, as I work tomorrow showing a rental property.



:)


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Go Sis Go !!

20:35 Oct 13 2006
Times Read: 1,439


So what if she is above me in status? So what if she blows by me in the ratings? Ok … at first I was a little peeved, but I was over it very shortly. What can I say- I don't share well with others. LOL



I want my sister to be happy and VR is making her happy. The addiction has bitten us both. :)



Nightgame is moving up on me in every way on VR. In a lot less time. But as she uses VR to keep her sanity from her crazy life, I am happy for her. She knows I am not competition on hangman (Me... looking all innocent... winks)



She is worried about me getting mad? Hell no. I asked you to join VR. I knew you would have a lot of fun here, meet many friends. You have the education, compassion and style to make it big here. To make a difference in peoples life’s.



That is the difference between us sis- you need some focuses on your life that is not children, or family as you are retired after a long stressful career. I knew you needed something to keep your mind sharp. I hope you have found it here.



Me? I just need to have fun, chat and not worry about the stress I am still have at work. Reason I do not post on the forum, do all that much in my coven. Anyway- I am better one on one- you know that. ;) After twenty-six years of knowing each other- you understand me better then anyone.



Congratulations to you, my love. When you pass me, just do not pinch my ass to hard. And please remember us little folks. I guess its your time to have my back now. LOL


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05:08 Oct 13 2006
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12:07 am and I can't sleep.



:(



Now what?



Did I tell you payroll is today,to?



sigh.



Can I go work at McDonalds? Were the most stress I would have is asking if you want fries with that? I know, I know....



Shut up- deal with it - and move on. But sometimes- I am to tried to do that, and I just want to whine a little, ok?



Hey- kitchen floor needs mopped. Why not? I am awake and only have 4 hours till work.



Keep this up and I might get my house clean. lol







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Sleep

01:12 Oct 13 2006
Times Read: 1,457


Sleep. A wonderful word. Five little letters that mean so very much.



How I would love a night of sleep. I am the type of person who loves eight hours of sleep. I can get by on six, if you dont need me to be nice. :)



Yes- I get grumpy when I do not sleep. lol

Gees- that comes as a surprise, I know. I get more moody and more ... well a total smart ass. If I snap at people- it is most likely because I have got little sleep the night before. Truely- it is the most likely reason. :)



Well- its been a snappy month for me. And I so need a good 8 to 10 hours of sleep.



Sleep. A wonderful word.



Reason I can't sleep. Thinking of the $1,700.00 cargo insurance bill sitting on my desk that I have to pay by the 1st, with only $3,000.00 in the bank to do me this month.



The rental company has two homes empty- going into the slowest time of the year. I have to pick and buy a home full of carpet for a three bedroom, two living room rental before I can even show it. I have no time to do all I need to on the rental company. And the $5,250.00 new central air and heat unit that had to be replaced just last month in another rental is hurting the account.



Business rental building is being turned in at the end of this month. Problem is - Needs lots of work to make it more open for types of business who will want to rent that property.



My mom is getting depressed with the colder weather, shorter days. And my father is pissing me off lately. Ok not him- its me..



I just need a good night sleep. ~sigh~



Lets go to bed and hope I am not awake in 3 or 4 hours.



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T-shirt sayings

19:34 Oct 11 2006
Times Read: 1,469


Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.



Any minute now, I’ll jump in with pointless observations.



Give Me Ambiguity or Give Me Something Else.



Yet, despite the look on my face, you’re still talking.



Were are we going? And why am I in this hand basket?



You don’t make sense often. Today might be the day.



I’m a recovering something or other.



Wait…I am trying to imagine you with a personality.



Whatever it is I didn’t do it. Unless you like it.



You’re not bothering me. It’s way beyond that.



I’d rather be a old fool then a dumb jerk.



I’m not a pessimist. I’m an optimist with experience.


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Treat people as you want to be treated... Rule #1.

15:31 Oct 11 2006
Times Read: 1,476


Someone on the VR was mean to my sister- Nightgame. And she has been mean to a few other people I know, as well.



While she has never spoken to me, the person treated my sister Nightgame badly about being invited into her coven.



My sister who is in a House now, that she loves. My sister who has close to or over 7,000 favors in less then 3 months. My sister who will pass me up in status and rating very soon - and I am very proud of her. ( Go sis. Go Go ! cheering her on. ) :)



My sister who has found a home.



But the person who was a mean to her lost her coven today. Bleeding Hearts is no more.



I have nothing to say about this.



~Snicker~



:)


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Question time. Yeah!!

15:14 Oct 11 2006
Times Read: 1,478


How I understand it- a PSI vampire feeds of others life force. Then I have a question for anyone who can answer this. As a pagan/ witch I deal with the energy of the earth, raising and control in a circle, and within myself.



Can a PSI vampire not feed that way? Does the life force differ from energy raised in ritual?



Just a question that has been on my mind of late... :)



Friend told me to ask it in the forum, but I am not that brave. :)


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Those magical words. :)

01:18 Oct 11 2006
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So I am at home- yawning as I slept very little last night. Watching the local news. And I heard it...



Skips over to the remote and turned the TV up as I danced a happy dance by myself. :)



They made me soooo very happy.



"COLD FRONT MOVING IN. 30's would not be out of the question"





Laughter of joy. I rub my hands together. So will it be a pot of chill, beef stew, or vegetable soup?

And I can dig out my sweaters. Snuggle in the bed, as I sleep so much better when I am cold.



YEAH!!! Happier then a pig in mud, folks. LOL


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20:54 Oct 10 2006
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Been talking with my sisters about the Main Forum. Pointed out I have only 78 postings. As a Viper- I take it that is not great. See, but I have a love/ hate for the forum.



The few times I have posted to the General Discussion, I have been “oh so politely” corrected on my opinion. See- I have a BIG problem with that. My opinion means it is how I feel about a subject. Not how someone thinks I should feel about a subject. Thus- I do read the general discussion, but will likely never post again.



I check out My Mascara is Running - for the birthdays and other items I find interesting. I have no problem posting to those.



Then we have the Sandbox, a subject of much talk on the VR. Do I think the posted subjects are silly? Most of them, yes. Do I play in the sandbox? Some. Ok- very little. However, you have to give it to them- they play nicer.



Thus, I ask- Can we not have one in the middle?


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He just keeps asking... Part #3

08:22 Oct 10 2006
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Start with number 1 please..



Part #3 of helping the newbie:



He sent back-



is rating a profile considered part of your very few messages you get when you first start? or is it something different



My answer:



No sir. You can rate till your fingers are numb... or little short stubs of raw blister skin. :)



Comment box on the profiles do not count. The message you are sending me- they count on the ten limit.



So if I do not hear from you again, I understand. Have fun, and hope we can chat when you are able to.



Kay.





Please note the lack of thank you from the first answer I gave him. Grrrrrr. Damn and I wonder if the blister skin comment would scare him away

:(



I need to work on my smartass comments. But it is ohhh 3:25 am now. Not my best time for being a smart ass. More of a lover then a fighter at this time in the morning. :)



~Evil grin~ I should have told him no... then he will run out and not able to bother me any more....



But no. I have to be nice. Play nice with the newbies- its a rule. I am sure it is written somewere. Right?









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Good Viper that I am... Part #2

08:11 Oct 10 2006
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Ok so no one will think I am a total bitch- here is my answer to the question from below-





Hello and hope you are having some fun on VR. Biting can mean several things here. Most likely, with your great looks grrrr, its a way to flirt. Like a wink in person.



Rating is the easiest way to move up. 50% if your score is time spent online, % 30 is rating of others profiles. The Member Articles on the left side has a newbie intro to the site if you wish to read it. The Status System will explain the rating system VR has.



Any more questions feel free to ask.



Kay





Gag- sometimes I am so nice, I make myself sick. :) Can't help it- raised that way... damn it.





And yes- I can flirt even as tried as I am. LOL And I know THAT is on my profile as a warning. ;)


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Just tell me... Part #1

08:02 Oct 10 2006
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Message from a newbie I just rated:



what is the point of people biting you? what is it supposed to mean? and what is the easiest way to move up in the site?





Ok were on my stamp does it say I help people?



Huh?



Huh?



I know- its just because I can't sleep at 2:55am, in the freaking morning.... grrrrrr



Pulling hair and hitting the pillow beside her.



Lets see...



Evil grin... people bite you because they are warning you off the site. Stay away from them at all cost...and if you get enough you might want to run. Leave the site and never come back. :)



Easy way to move up is to go play in the sandbox... lol I am there ever hour I can be. I live in the sandbox. ~Evil laughter~





Sorry... slaps the back of my own hand... Bad Kay. Bad. And OUCH!! Kinky... hahahaha



:) Now lets go answer the newbies question like a good Viper.



But please- tell me if my stamp saids "Ask me any stupid questions you have" I just don't see it. And if its on my profile- point it out.



Sorry.



:) Just need some sleep...


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Ducks are SEXY!!!

19:21 Oct 09 2006
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Weekend trip, you ask. Smiles…. I never tell on my sisters. Let us just say we had a wonderful time. Blackmail is not an option for us. LOL



All I will say is duck duck goose!! ;) :0



And birds- " That bird pooped on me" LOL


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So long problems... hello fun!!

16:57 Oct 06 2006
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Suitcase packed- check, packing way to much as usual. Gee-- only leaving a few days. See the laughter from the girls. Got my socks this time- ladies.



Makup and body stuff- check, and I use way to much of that shit. But then, unlike them, I am not a natural beauty.



Money- check. Limit myself- and no credit card, I tell myself. :) Lets see if that works.



Meds- check. :) Don't go there. :) lol



Snacks- check, mmmmmm



Wine coolers- check, more MMMMM



Music for the trip- check, even some Blackmore Nights to get in the mood.



Laptop- left at home, check. Need a break from the keypad.



Cell phone- check, as I don't want to get lost again. LOL And for family to check on me. Yes- I know. But I am the baby of the family, if you don't count the dog. lol



Smiles... well I am off guys. Everyone be safe and hope you have a great weekend. Love ya.

:)


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Just not right... :)

10:46 Oct 05 2006
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Early this morning at 5:44am, and unable to sleep. Grab the laptop and what do I find:







Friends Online:



You don't have any friends.







--------------------------------------------------------------------------------





You are on 178

Friend Lists





THAT is just not right, :) lol


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Ahhh... to be short.

20:54 Oct 04 2006
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Getting the guided tour of the log cabin we packed at today, the customer open a door and said “This is the hardest room” I followed the three men up the stairs, hearing one going “Ouch” as he hit the stairs slanted roof line. “Oh. Be careful- the roof is low in here.” Attic room, with no windows and one bare bulb for lighting. Musky, dark and coated in dust. The center isle was just tall enough that I did not have to hunch down like the other three men with me.

Boxes and totes filled the storage area. I glanced around and estimated about 5 hours to do the work, and that is when they turned on me. See- I am the shortest person in the crew. “Guess we know were Kay will be today.” The tallest of my guys- at 6ft 3inches puts his hands on my shoulders and moves me so he can slide by me, bent down as not to hit his head. He was heading to the stairway. “Why me?” I whine. “You are the shortest” Second one says as he slides by me. “That is unfair” I joked, knowing I would never ask them to stay in the small area. “We will remind you of that when you ask us to come get the stuff off the top shelf, because you are too short to reach.” “Or it’s too heavy for me to carry.” I gave them all three evil glares as they, bent over, retreated down the stairs. The last one even gave me a wave bye. :)

“They seem like nice men,” the customer says, able to tell all remarks were in jest.

I smile- seeing myself bent over on the sides of the slanted roof for hours. “Yes, when they want to be” She left me to my work.


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Martha Stewart Gene

20:13 Oct 04 2006
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I have been seeing it for a few weeks, the wasp. It hangs around my back door in a seasonally decoration of flowers. (Yes I am the Martha Stewart of the trailer lot :) Other then the reminder to replace the summer with the fall one- it never bothered me. But not this evening. I swear the little shit was determined to sting me. I swatted at it, and of course, that just made it more determined. I swatted again, and yes- I do have a stupid gene. STING. Nailed on the soft skin at the palm of my hand. I screamed and cussed as it landed on the basket of silk flowers, mocking me…

Not only do I have the stupid gene, I also have the – you PISSED ME OFF gene. :) I reach over and give the basket a good slap with my briefcase, not caring if the basket was ruined. The damn wasp had to die! Well- the ribbon holding the basket gave, it landed on the ground, and the nest fell out. You can guess the next word out of my mouth, just how fast I ran.

Ended with three stings to my hand and wrist. One destroyed summer decoration, and nest. However, I think I have figured it out- I just need to get rid of the gene that makes me want to be Martha Stewart. The fall decoration will not be placed back…well, maybe. It is just so cute… with little silk fall flowers, and pumpkins. LOL


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JIGGLE THE HANDLE...

18:07 Oct 02 2006
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Monday- 7:42 am… (Listen- it’s the theme song from the old Dragnet show. Officer Webb reporting.)



I step into the office and sit, enjoying the peace before anyone else arrives. I hear it then. The running of water- the toilet in the bathroom next to my office. I go look- and jiggle the handle. Need to add that to the list of “To do”



8:27 am… Hanging up the phone. Office calm after the rush. And I hear water running. I get up and go jiggle the handle.



9:47 am… Calls out to her sister as she walks by.. “Jiggle the handle!!”



10:18 am… Father arrives. He is planning to mow yards all day. I ask him to check the toilet. After he pulls out with trailer in tow- I hear the sound again. Note to self- yell at Dad later. I go and jiggle the handle.



10:19 am… After jiggling the handle- I tape a warning up on the inside of the bathroom door. “Please jiggle the handle till further notice” That should fix the problem for now.



10: 32 am… Notice the last customer must not been able to read. I stand to go jiggle the handle.



11:06 am… Repairman from the rental company pulls into the parking lot. I leave my office to ask him to fix the toilet. Stop by a crewmember telling me the toilet in the bathroom was running. I look at him and bite back the “No shit” comment. The maintance man pulls out of the parking lot on his Harley as I watch.



12:48… Finds me sitting on the toilet, screwdriver in hand, facing the tank. Just fix you myself. Humming the Dragnet song, as I do.


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